Ya momma jokes:
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, “What’s new?”
she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma is so white she makes the Pillsbury doe boy look like a Mexican.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t identify a picture of her feet.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.
Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, “Moving.”
Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue farted.
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it’ll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama’s like a toilet — round, white and smells like s**t!
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
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