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Ya momma jokes

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ANTIQUE SHOP

Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, “What’s new?”

 

TUB O’ GOO

she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

 IS SO FAT… FULL SWEATERS

Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.

 

 IS SO WHITE SHE MAKES THE PILSBEARY …

Yo mamma is so white she makes the Pillsbury doe boy look like a Mexican.

 

 IS SO STUPID… AIRPORT

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.

 

IS SO UGLY… RUNAWAY

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

 IS SO FAT… FEET PICTURE

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t identify a picture of her feet.

 

 Ya momma jokes: IS SO FAT… ECLIPSE

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.

 

IS SO FAT… POPULATION

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

 

IS SO POOR… KICK THE CAN

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, “Moving.”

 

 BREATH… TONGUE

Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue farted.

IS SO POOR… MARRIAGE

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.

 

IS SO FAT… BLUE WHALE

Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a blue whale?

A: About 10 pounds.

 

 SO UGLY… I CAN @#$%

Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it’ll still be doggie-style.

 

 LIKE A TOILET

Yo mama’s like a toilet — round, white and smells like s**t!

 

 IS SO STUPID… BATHROOM

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

 

 

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